Literally

I was just reading Fatihin's blog,
Her about me made me laugh for 10 minutes,
literalyyy,

I have problems with people saying,
'I rest my case'
literalyyy,

Just by saying 'I rest my case' to me,
I'll get scary and you'll get scared,
literalyyy,

I had a tuition mate with damaged brain
*not literally*
Once, he came to tuition with undone homework.
When teacher was shouting at him,
he answered, 'ye la cikgu, apape la, I rest my case'
I swear the teacher went from red to blue.
*not literally*
Hoping my nenek in kelantan to hear, she shouted
'WHO ARE YOUU TO REST MY CASEEEEE?!!!!!"

So, I have problems with people saying,
I rest my case.

Whaat?
wannaaa fight pus pus?

ok, that is a whooole different story